Bloggers Anon Mission Statement and PERKS! ..by Dana

Mission Statement

We here at Bloggers Anonymous would like to make your blogging addiction the most comforting and enjoyable experience of your blog life. All members are 100% addicted, high in caffeine, and blog calories. If you do not enjoy or benefit from your membership with Bloggers Anonymous, please feel free to…umm…blog it.

This is a PSA to all of our members:

First of all if you are a member, we would like to thank you for joining the Bloggers Anonymous Group and Blog. If you are not a member we would like to pimp….*Red slaps on back* AHEM….promote our blog/group to you, so that you may enjoy all the benefits of our Bloggers Anonymous group/blog. We are here to help, hey if you forgot dinner for the family…we have been there. You missed a flight because you were blogging, yes a couple have been there too. You blog from work, yes many have been there. We recognize that there are other places to go for help with this addiction. We here at the BA blog will not try and force you to join here, but we will let you know the benefits and perks of being a BA member.

For our free membership (with some requirements) you can freely enjoy:

Countless hours of fun.

Meeting people worldwide

Carpal Tunnel

Free T shirts-One size fits all. (available at the BA Group gift store along with our other items)

Our keyboard rocks!

Along with being a privileged member of this blog friends list, you will be blogging alongside some legendary Y 360 Celeb's and Z lister's. We won’t name names, but yeah, you get the picture. (It should be noted, that for their sakes you should not blog about who is a member here….awww who we kidding! BLOG IT!)

Free towels to wipe off the Myspace, right you know who you are?

A totally huggable Mascot.

Assistance in your blogging needs and addictions.

Understanding this addiction, by all members, moderators, and mascots.

We DO NOT discriminate; we take smokers and non smokers alike.

Unlike other blogging addiction spots…we have great coffee and doughnuts that are free. And whatever you can sneak in the door.

So just FYI, we here at the B.A. blog appreciate every one of our members, promise a testimonial, expect one in return, and remember, so what if your addicted…WE LOVE YOU MAN!

SUPPORT YOUR BLOGGERS ANON TODAY AND SPORT THE T-SHIRT! Note: T-Shirts are available in the photo's section of the Bloggers Anonymous Group

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More Blogger Bears .. November 09, 2006

Meet the rest of the Blogger Bears

Kathy Bear

Conant the biker bear

Flower Bear

Rala Bear

Aren't they just the cutest?
Spose you will all want to be bears now huh?

Update: Mr Conants isn't him, whoopsie that will teach me to go looking for pics on peoples Y photo's when they ask to be bears

Story of the Five Bears and Two Goldilocks..November 7, 2006

Story of the Five Bears and Two Goldilocks

Once upon a time far away in cyber land there was a village named blog. There was a good little blogger named Dana. Another blogger named Missy, aka Candy, aka, Missy Moo, aka Missy Stick Figure, aka etc., etc., etc. decided Dana would make an adorable mascot for Bloggers Anonymous so she dressed her up in a little bear suit, holding a bowl with the BA symbol on it.

A third blogger named Red laughed so hard at the little mascot she had to invest heavily in depends stock. She just could picture the little bear hovering over her keyboard typing with those stubby bear fingers giggling under her breath. The little mascot chased Red all over the yahoo 360 playground and Red ran fast because when she saw the bowl in Dana Bears hands she thought the little bear was a cereal killer. (insert giggle here) Red ran and ran until Dana Bear yelled for her to stop, that it was only a bowl to feed da hungry bloggers.

It wasn't but a couple of hours later that Missy Sticky Candy Moo had put Red in her very own little pink bear suit. Red liked it because it had gotten very cold where she lived and the suit was very warm. It was also pink, her favorite color. They all went to bed happy because they had laughed themselves silly.

The next day Red Bear in pink got up and checked her mail and laughed some more to see a Missy Ewok in her mailbox. Dana Bear tacked a note to the picture saying two can play this game muahahahaha! (Well, she didn't say the muahahaha, but I took literary liscense because it made the story better.) An Ewok is kind of like a bear.

Missy Ewok and Red Bear in pink had the simultaneous thought***"Who's going to be Goldilocks?"*** Missy Ewok had already had an idea and had started a dress for PureVizhun as Goldilocks. Red Bear in pink thought of hyiidra who has those beautiful long golden locks and was working so hard now that she bare-ly had time to blog and Red Bear in pink missed her terribly and thought maybe she could be there in spirit. Hence Blondii Goldiilocks.

Ok, now where did that other goldilocks run off too?

Missy Ewok, while skipping through the woods one day stumbled upon Mister E. shivering in the dark woods from the cold. She took him back to her cyber land home in blog and put him in a cozy yellow bear suit. That is the day he became The Mister E Yellow Bear. No one is quite sure who he is but the bears and the goldilocks and all of 360 liked him immediately.

In the meantime number 1 Goldilocks aka Pure Goldilocks, known throughout the land for her artistic skills had gone to a wedding in another land where she toasted too much and came home toasted. That goldilocks!, always getting to the porridge or one thing or another, making mischief. She didn't skip home but got there all the same safe and sound. She was inspired to make more mischief and proceeded to take Missy, Red and Dana out of their bear suits and make them bare, literally. She named her creation The Three Graces of Yahoo 360 (blush, blush) Missy was embarrassed and tried to cover the other two up.

During Pure's Inspirational period Red had decided to bug her friend Slim a little. Red liked to do that on game day. She decided since Slim had been largely absent from blog land due to Real Life, she needed a bear suit too. So then there were 5 little bears, the last being Slim Bear.

In the meantime Pure Goldilocks, was working in her little paint shop reinventing Missy, Dana, Red, and herself into the fantastic four once again. Goldilocks and the three bears. So the story has come full circle and it is time for all the Little Bears and Goldilocks to bid you good night.

All pictures used with permission

Well, all except hyiidra's

permission

she was awol

Our Mascot .. November 05, 2006

Introducing the Bloggers Anon mascot

Isn't she just the cutest ? Our mascot (who is nameless at the moment) well she does have a name but the mascot doesn't

Mascots like to lurk blogs and mass comment they also write pretty well too which is rather difficult with cute little paws like that
The currently nameless mascot likes to run around saying "this one time at blog camp" a lot

So tonight/this morning whatever time it is .
Two things for you

Name the mascot
and
finish this sentance ---- > this one time at blog camp .....
(1 rule no naughty stuff I know that makes it difficult but hey this is a PG blog you know)

I'll start
Mascot name- Da bear
This one time at blog camp I got a 7 key from my keyboard stuck on my forehead because I fell asleep at the computer